2008 has been quite a good year for me.I managed to do very little and quite a lot similtaneously,I had a lot of first time experiences(absinthe),am now wise enough to know that Jager-bombs are the devil's work---and I bought a really nice shirt.So instead of actually really writing about anything(God forbid),I'm going to give you some random lists of things that struck,pleasured,angered me from the past twelve months.
Welcome
"We, the elite Linkstigators, have formed like Voltron, We could have used our powers for evil. It was quite tempting, actually. But instead, we have decided to bless the internets with the most slammin' blog (no pun intended). A blog which is dedicated mainly to the game of basketball, but also to diverse topics such as Mountain Dew Code Red, Democratic primaries, Guitar Hero 3 and post-structuralism. We are sponsored by Nabisco."
The Players
Cheryl
Cheryl will offer “A Sistah’s Point of View” (ASPOV) to this madness, because as you will read over the next few months, it will be needed. I see connections, like Haley Joel Osment sees dead people. Connections between modern sports, culture, politics, race and racialization, art and dance, religion and myth. I will try to point these out without being too esoteric or dogmatic (but if I am, sue me). But what you can always expect is that I will be open, honest, and often catty. (That was an awfully un-feminist thing to say, huh?)”
Eboy
White Hot Eboy, or just plain E, is a polarizing figure. On the SLAM site, the place of his e-origin, Eboy seems to move between love for his regular foils to sheer unbridled hate for his detractors. Here in this blogventure, look for Eboy to speak on basketball in all forms, movies, tv, politics, sports in general and anything else that he can throw his opinion at. Besides, he's legally obligated to be truthful and forthright, so stay ready, an E-storm is brewing.
TADOne
TADOne, or just plain TAD, is quite possibly the most sane member of this blog group, although, that is not saying much. My sarcasm, or just plain lack of empathy, has been known to reach epic levels of true disdain. Because of this, I have a love of binge drinking and mindless humor. Therapy is good.
Tariq
I am a sensitive, delicate soul. I use sarcasm and cynicism as self-defense mechanisms, douchebag. I do this to protect my faberge-egg-like psyche. If only I could increase my self-confidence, maybe then I could achieve a moment of sincerity. But I can't. So instead I have to be content with writing sublime pieces which delve into the realms of basketball, football (American), football (real), literature, religion, The Legend of Zelda and Reese's Pieces. I may even occassionally shed some insight into the complexities of the human condition. No promises, though.
My turn-ons are non-smokers and world peace. My turn-offs include crystal meth and springtime.
AR
You may (though most likely don't) know me as commenter H to the izzo from SLAMonline.I will no longer answer to that moniker-ever.I'm retiring only to return again,but this won't be no Linkin Park collaboration.My list of lifetime achievements include being the second most foreign member.The youngest member,the least educated member.I roughly rank as the 3rd most white member and am three time Vodka chugging champion in my district.I intend to prove that basketball opinion and having little else better to do are a dangerous mix.I am usually wrong and am possessed by the ghost of Charles Oakley's right fist.
2008 has been quite a good year for me.I managed to do very little and quite a lot similtaneously,I had a lot of first time experiences(absinthe),am now wise enough to know that Jager-bombs are the devil's work---and I bought a really nice shirt.So instead of actually really writing about anything(God forbid),I'm going to give you some random lists of things that struck,pleasured,angered me from the past twelve months.
12 comments:
AR . . . no love for "Love Lockdown"?
AR, I am so glad that you included Funny Games into your list, It was one of the freakiest, sickeningly wonderful movies I have ever seen. On the Lakers fans uprising in numbers, I understand a lot of people join the bandwagon, but the same can be said for the Celtics. Wow, on both sides all of a sudden everybody has been a fan since birth, or so they say! Merry Christmas to all, and to all an Artest led fight.
Fuck Vampire Weekend.Fuck Vampire Weekend.Fuck Vampire Weekend. I hate their pissy little indy, folk pop shit. I don't even know what to call it, but its crap. Really. Sorry Izzo. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds gets a 'meh' rating being Aussie, I get to hear a bunch of his work here, this isn't his best.
Love BV though, great, solid album.
HOWEVA- Absinthe is the shit dude. Can't believe it took you so long to taste 'green magic'. My man!
Moose:I was thinking about giving Kanye an honorable mention,but the album wasn't that good.Metallica should have also been on the list,but I just forgot.
Justin:Great movie,haven't seen the original German version but I hear it's better.
Hursty: I love the anger,really I do.But if a band manages to combine African based beats,lyrics,that in the same song denounce a person putting too much importance on money AND referencing 'Get Low' by Lil'Jon and the Eastside Boys,then that's a band I'm going to listen to.Plus I really like the guitar sound.On the plus side for you,the shelf life isn't huge for a band that got so much hype and critical acclaim from its first album.They're basically fucked.
This is the first half way decent album Nick Cave has done in 10-15 years and had to be included,he's one of the best when on his game.
I like how Iron Man is 4th on your movie list and when I was screaming about it before it came out, I believe you made a comment something like "that sounds like it would be the equivelant to seeing the Heat 10 times in a row without having a loaded shotgun" or something quite similar to it. Fucker.
Although I don't believe I said THAT,I did rip on it mainly because I knew you liked it so much.It's called 'love'.You're welcome.
You guys do know that there is going to be a 'League of Heroes' type of movie with Ironman, The Hulk, Superman, Batman all included right?
Proof- Watch the newest Hulk movie- with Ed Norton- and the inclusion of Robert Downey Junior at the end, and references to stone industries or whatever its called that he runs re. the super soldier. Just watch it- and the end of Ironman after the credits it has a 30 second excert. You may have seen it in movies if you were told about it by ticket sales.
They are all also owned by Marvel... coolness!
I love Paidrig's inclusion in this list. no.4 to boot! Didn't know you were a rugby fan though mate.
The diversity of our blog is quite amazing, since I don't know 3/4's of this shit AR is referencing on here. I'll claim ignorance. Or maybe I really am a xenophobe?
Can we say both Tad?
TAD:I doubt it's xenophobia since most of what's in this piece is American.
Call it you distaste for white people and all which they produce?
Actually, that works for me. I don't like white people. Then again, I don't like anyone.
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