In an effort to kill time and space and surely spark conversation amongst the masses, I wish to enlighten everyone with a list of my 10 favorite females at the moment. This was spurned on by a wild dream I had and an even wilder imagination that I possess. I tend to have an overall preference that I’m sure you will see, but there should be at least one person on the list that everyone can be in agreement with me on (with apologies to our sister of the group, Ms. Cheryl, who is beautiful BTW)
Without further rambling:
Meagan Good: Anyone that knows me even a little bit knows that Meagan is my Roni girl (shout out to Bobby B.) No explanation needed. 
Halle Berry: Baby or no baby, Halle is timeless. If this was the VH1 Hip-Hop Awards, she would be the one receiving the Lifetime Achievement Award. 
Erin Andrews: Being a basketball and just overall sports junkie that I am, I get continuously bombarded with Erin’s presence. I’m not complaining, at all. 
Nicole Scherzinger: Better known to the masses as the lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls. Her music sucks and I could care less.
Megan Fox: I have yet to see Transformers (I know, I know), but any girl who utters these words is good in my book: “I really enjoy having sex,” says this 22-year-old Transformers temptress. “I’m young and have a lot of hormones. I’m always in the mood.”
Gabrielle Union: Ms. Union used to be my #1 back in the day, and I feel she will always have a place on my list. A raise of hands for anyone who can’t forget the strip scene in the forgettable DMX movie “Cradle 2 The Grave”. (Raises hand high)
Sanaa Lathan: “Love and Basketball” and “The Best Man” are 2 of my favorite movies, ever. A timeless beauty. 
Eva Mendes: If I could die and come back as any body part in the world, I would want to be the mole on Eva’s face. Wait, that is a body part, right?
Alicia Keys: Some people say she has a big forehead. Well you know what? So do I. So f*ck it, this is my baby. 
Candace Parker: I did mention that I love basketball, right? Well, I love Candace as well. As a bonus: our kids should have enough in their genes to make it to the NBA. Win!
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Cheryl
Cheryl will offer “A Sistah’s Point of View” (ASPOV) to this madness, because as you will read over the next few months, it will be needed. I see connections, like Haley Joel Osment sees dead people. Connections between modern sports, culture, politics, race and racialization, art and dance, religion and myth. I will try to point these out without being too esoteric or dogmatic (but if I am, sue me). But what you can always expect is that I will be open, honest, and often catty. (That was an awfully un-feminist thing to say, huh?)”
Eboy
White Hot Eboy, or just plain E, is a polarizing figure. On the SLAM site, the place of his e-origin, Eboy seems to move between love for his regular foils to sheer unbridled hate for his detractors. Here in this blogventure, look for Eboy to speak on basketball in all forms, movies, tv, politics, sports in general and anything else that he can throw his opinion at. Besides, he's legally obligated to be truthful and forthright, so stay ready, an E-storm is brewing.
TADOne
TADOne, or just plain TAD, is quite possibly the most sane member of this blog group, although, that is not saying much. My sarcasm, or just plain lack of empathy, has been known to reach epic levels of true disdain. Because of this, I have a love of binge drinking and mindless humor. Therapy is good.
Tariq
I am a sensitive, delicate soul. I use sarcasm and cynicism as self-defense mechanisms, douchebag. I do this to protect my faberge-egg-like psyche. If only I could increase my self-confidence, maybe then I could achieve a moment of sincerity. But I can't. So instead I have to be content with writing sublime pieces which delve into the realms of basketball, football (American), football (real), literature, religion, The Legend of Zelda and Reese's Pieces. I may even occassionally shed some insight into the complexities of the human condition. No promises, though.
My turn-ons are non-smokers and world peace. My turn-offs include crystal meth and springtime.
AR
You may (though most likely don't) know me as commenter H to the izzo from SLAMonline.I will no longer answer to that moniker-ever.I'm retiring only to return again,but this won't be no Linkin Park collaboration.My list of lifetime achievements include being the second most foreign member.The youngest member,the least educated member.I roughly rank as the 3rd most white member and am three time Vodka chugging champion in my district.I intend to prove that basketball opinion and having little else better to do are a dangerous mix.I am usually wrong and am possessed by the ghost of Charles Oakley's right fist.
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Umkay
If I may, a scouting report:
Meagan-Fire! Anything else to add?
Halle- still fine, not quite at the fire level. Craziness took her down a few pegs.
Erin-cute, loves sports, could be fine, all-american, nice choice, not really at the level of some of your other choices.
Nicole-was at her "burningest" in the "Buttons" video. She's lost some of her blazingness recently though. Maybe that stupid ass hoodie she always winds up in is the problem.
Megan-Unreal, would do whatever, whenever she wanted. Would lose my mind if I had the opportunity to lay her down, she would get ANYTHING she wanted. Plus she is leaving that fruit from 90210 so she gets those douche points back.
Gabrielle-Gorgeous, "built", ready. Not too much more you can do to make it better.
Sanaa-not quite in Meagen/Gabrielle territory, but fine just the same.
Eva-not my favorite looking Latina actress, but she is caliente all the same. All day and manana too.
Alicia-as Eva is not my favorite looking Latina actress, Alicia falls in that same category. She could get it all day on a piano though. (Sorry Cheryl)
Candace-like your ideas. Really can't argue. She is cute, not fine, but she is top tier in the female sports world.
Good work on this, TAD.
Again, it is just my personal opinion. I could easily do a top 20 or 30 and name some younger, possibly hotter females, but maybe i'm just getting old. Trust me, there are a few I considered adding to the list as "honorable mentions", but didn't.
Yo! TAD
Just wanted to show my disappointment for leaving the 2 Jessicas (Alba & Biel) off this list, although I have to admit you get extra points for having sense to include the sexy Candace Parker so no hard feelings at least until you bad mouth my Lakers again you hater.
I also enjoy the fact that you took the Color Me Badd song title as this piece's title.
Yeah E, it just came up when I was listening to Pandora at work while typing this up. I was bored obviously.
Object-errific!
you guys turned into a soft core porn website before i did! +1
We are trying to stay ahead of the curve.
How come BET's blog isn't added yet?
Because you haven't added it. I'm at work now, so add it if you so please. If you aren't sure how, email me.
Got it fixed.
Tad! ha hilarious, I knew this post was coming and it was only a matter of time before you'd be writing your list out.
The photo choice for your girl Meghan cracked me up. Typical. ha.
Halle Berry is a beautiful woman. Always has been, always will be. I'm a fan.
I love Erin A. You know this. She's smart, loves ball and is good at what she does. She also deals with a whole lot of bullshit for looking good while at work. Props to Erin, for being about the game even with all of the media hype surrounding her.
Nicole looks like Kim K to me. Either way they are both beautiful, although I'm still bitter every time I see Reggie with K. too much beauty in that couple! ha.
Megan Fox drips sex the same way OJ Mayo drips swag.
Gabrielle Union.. Since I heard the rumors of her and Dwyane, I've wanted them to be true. That would be a crazy pairing.
Sanaa Lathan is one of my favorite actresses, thanks to love and basketball, of course. She is beautiful. Great choice.
Alicia is wonderful. She is beautiful and brilliant and so well spoken. I adore her music and her poetry and all of her charity work. Yay, Alicia.
Candance is fantastic and is doing her part to make the WNBA relevant. That being said, I'm still a bigger fan of her brother, but whatever. haha
Great list, Tad. You've got some pretty talented ladies up on here. I should go make my all NBA list now. Hmm. I've got the top three spots locked up! :)
ps. I think I'm going to use that OJ/Megan Fox comparison in reverse in my column this week.
Thanks for the love Holly. I'll be expecting that list from you now. Don't disappoint.
TAD.. if anything that first girl has a gianormous forehead, in comparison to the one you pointed out.
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Also, a thing about the blog.. sure you guys don't care but.. it's annoying how you have to read a post and find out who wrote it after done reading. It would make more sense to by the authors name after the title. \/ Not telling you guys how to run your show... just my opionion
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opinion, that is.
Flux, me and you are going to fight to the death....seriously. I will not take lightly to you dissing my baby girl and just dismissing her as "that first girl". I will hunt you down!!
P.S.- Thanks for the advice. It probably is a good idea. Thanks for stopping by!
Me and Tad are on the same page on this one.
Hey, at least she got "first girl" as opposed to "that chick at the beginning". First has that numero uno feel, you know? And, c'mon.. look at that picture..that forehead looks like a landing strip!! (yes. yes i did. :P)
On the flip side - that body..mamma mia!!
Here is me throwing the gauntlet down: In all honesty, I have no idea who she is.
All I remember from Cradle 2 The Grave IS that scene. Ms. Union made that movie with it.
I am huge tennis fan, just got back from playing today, if you are looking for some female athlete hotties.. that's the sport to keep an eye on. But, I am sure you already knew that.
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Also, I likes the new layout of the blog.. that first/previous felt like someone was stabbing me in the eye.
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How come Tariq is MIA from SLAMonline? Is the self imposed hiatus still in effect?
Bah! My teachers tell me that my life story will be 'could have been better'. So could this list TAD. But thanks for playing fu*ker. J/K mate :)
With lists like these, who needs preseason rankings / "power rankings" / top 50 lists?!
Alicia Keys is imho my favourite of the lot. She and Candace are probably the only two you could imagine just chilling out with, without being awestruck with hotness / having your mind slink into the gutter.
The other women here are hot first and... talented second (not that I'm complainin'). If you could even say that what Nicole does springs from "talent". And poor Eva Mendes has kinda been pigeonholed into the "hot latina" girl category which doomed Salma Hayek into bad, bad roles (remember the Wild Wild West?)
The fact that Nicole wears push up bras in EVERY video is pretty cool. The other chicks are ight too I spose.
PS Katy Perry is waaay overrated. Her video could be sooo much better.
Not sure who Katy Perry is. As for Tariq: it is Ramadan right now and per his religion he is fasting so he'll probably be busy until I believe the end of the month.
Katy Perry is the "I Kissed A Girl" singer. She's cute, with a full bossomed body, TAD.
One of these girls would have made my list.
Oh, I hate that song. And only 1, Alan? Did I forget some Irish folk singer?
Yeah,this guy:
http://www.showbiz.ie/images/stars2/stpatricksday2006-01.jpg
No,just different tastes I guess.
Well, I have unique tastes as i'm sure you do as well. Different backgrounds= Different likes. Out of curiosity, which one would make your list?
Meagan Fox.
WHOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AR is smart.
That's funny because she almost didn't make my list. I guess I really need to see Transformers.
Yeah, at least her scenes.
speaking of hot 1x sportcasters Summer Sanders made me want to get Inside her NBA Stuff. Chicks i would let my black snake moan in: 1. Buffy the Body
2. Allica Keys
3. Shakira
4. Candace Parker
5. the white girl that sing about kissing girls
6. me in women form (aka BETVAJAYJAY version)
7. She got it and knows who she is but doesnt read this site so problay wont ever figure out i wrote about her without using her name but if she want more she knows where to get me (end of statment)
8. Trina
9. Mya (that a$$ is fattttttt)
10. Khole Kardashian (she is way finer than Kim!)
11. Anna Kornikova (just to try and break her in)
"6. me in women form (aka BETVAJAYJAY version)"
Without question, BET is my favorite dude in cyberspace!
Oh and I haven't seen Transformers.
Ok, I finally googled Katy Perry out of curiousity. Let me say this: I could go out to a bar/club in Virginia Beach, tonight, and find 3 better looking females than her. What the f*ck is the attraction? I just don't see it, sorry.
TAD:The same could be said for Candace....
Yeah, but Candace has actual ability. She isn't singing bad pop songs. That, to me, is sexy.
but Kate Perry sings about le$bian activities!!!
Yeh BET. lesbians..... stupid women could be with me and instead they choose not to continue the human race.... morons jk. She not that hot, its just that she says stuff all over her album ( it gets a lot of airtime at the gym I work out at) 'I kissed a girl, and I liked it'. And the clip is better than 90% of the other stuff going round. She has nice legs in the video too, plastic but nice. Ok boobs though.
PS I did say that she was waaay overrated.
I feel that its worth mentioning that the girls all get progressively less attractive after Megan Gale imo. Before her I still give the 'meh' to the girls esp. that reporter girl, really unflattering.
Who the hell is Megan Gale??
Yeh whatever TAD. Shes aight too. Jennifer hawkins 0.8 man. Got her mixed up with transforrmers girl. Easy to do, both good looking ladies.
As if I needed another reason to validate Ms. Fox's place on my list, this just came out:
The candid 22-year-old "Transformers" star, who's currently engaged to actor Brian Austin Green, opened up to GQ magazine about her love life and it's hot, hot, hot.
She tells the magazine she was once in love with a female stripper. Fox, who appears on the October cover in a black bikini, said she was in the relationship when she was 18 and first living in Los Angeles alone.
"Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided -- oh man, sorry, Mommy! -- that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop," said Fox. "I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita."
lmao TAD.
Hmm, nice list. As i stated on the "other" site where we communicate TADOne, i'm just missing Angelina Jolie to be on the same page as you.
Megan Fox is too hot to be true btw. Jesus!
Man I love Meagan Good. She has to be one of the most underrated ladies out there.
I would marry her in a second!
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