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Friday, October 17, 2008

"E"cstacy......thy name is Eboy

Posted by Eboy



So for the 69th post in Shawn Kemps Offspring's history, what could be more fitting than having the image of the sexual dynamo, the master of all he surveyors and the man with no fear, Eboy, show his face to all who worship.......not to toot my own horn or anything.

On the real though, a big shoutout to the boys (and ladies) over at Wizznut Wizznuttz.com and Motheringhut.com and thanks to my man TADOne for posting first, so that my shot seems that much more palatable.

Enjoy sickos!

47 comments:

B. Long said...

Wow, I was expecting you to be taller for some reason E. And whats with the shades? You and Tad forming a Blues Brothers reunion cover band or something?

jbn74sb said...

Stop showing off. Everyone knows that's a junior sized ball you're palming. At the very least, you should have shown your Gugliotta-like barbed wire tat.

AR said...

Not shown on camera is Eboy's wife with her hands to her face wondering what she did to deserve this.

That poor woman.

Eboy said...

I'm six foot, B. I'm burdened with beauty instead.

I'm showcasing the t-shirt design, Bodie. I know you must be blinded by someone with hair on the dome instead of 5 o'clock shadow. Oh, and that's a fully inflated (don't try me Alan)NBA ball, I have big hands, something in common with Mike, not like a certain Bean!

And yes, AR, my wife was like "you guys are so dumb with your blogging" while taking the pic. You were very astute with your assumption.

Eboy said...

Oh, and check the shoes, Jordan 13's/playoff models, still minty fresh. Don't play with me on my shoe game.

Eboy said...

12's instead.

Eboy said...

And B, when you're as cool as me and TAD, you have to wear shaded just to get through life!

AR said...

I immediately noticed the shoes.Good shit.

I can also palm a ball and I'm about two inches shorter than you...so make of that what you will.

Ryne Nelson said...

I sense a new Facebook profile pic...

Moose said...

Whoah . . . all this "(blank) revealed" stuff is weird. I'm just saying right now that I ain't showing nobody a picture of me.

Moose said...

And the ball palming is kinda overrated guys, y'all know how old I am and I can palm a regulation ball.

Moose said...

Oh, and to all you guys who haven't figured it out yet: I am disappointed by the comments on my T'Wolves/Celtics previews for Bachi, so get over there, read em and comment. Just a request . . .

Eboy said...

Oh, Moose, you little fucker.....it's for photographic purposes only.....anyways, it's not what you do with the ball in your hands, it's what the ball does when it leaves them. Remember that.

Hursty said...

hahaha eboy. Good advice too.

Moose said...

Good point, Eboy. Thanks for the words. :)

Tariq al Hayder said...

I KNEW that Eboy's real identity was AJ from the Backstreet Boys.

TADOne said...

Upstaged. I'm a bit disappointed Lil E didn't make the cut. I can see you thought the pic thru, with the ball and all. Mine was spur-of-the-moment after like 2 drinks and about to head out from my boys crib.

And Tariq got you pinned perfect. "Bye, Bye, Bye".....

BETCATS said...

Lance Bass lookin boy.

Eboy said...

BET, if you look as good as me at 38, I'll give you a cookie. That's what, 25 years from now?

Hursty said...

More like 22 Eboy. @BET- one week away right? (or very close to it).

ASPOV said...

Q T!

Moose said...

Eboy, do I get a cookie in 25 years too? Hope so, prepare to bake, my man . . . or you can just take out your wallet and give me some Benjamins, too.

TADOne said...

Damn, love from Cheryl for you and not me. I'm crushed....

Eboy said...

That ain't no surprise, I'm Lebron, your Kobe.

TADOne said...

Those are fighting words.....

Eboy said...

You're going to have to force your love to get some love!! :)

ASPOV said...

Oh, I'm sorry boo. Check out your post. I gotta lotta love to go around! :-)

Moose said...

Hey y'all, peep Hibachi and read the new Orlando Magic preview I just wrote . . .

B. Long said...

I didn't want to throw anybody under the bus on Slamonline but I honestly wasn't asked to write the Mavs preview until Friday night, E.

Eboy said...

I believe you, B, but I did ask you about it a few weeks ago, so maybe I had intuition about it.

B. Long said...

Maybe we should get you a hotline with a phony Jamaican accent! I'll be honest it wasn't my best work but I had a family emergency that required me to bail someone out of jail at 1:00 this morning and I literally finished the article at 2. So cut me a little slack.

Anonymous said...

I thought Eboy was white.

Eboy said...

Too bad you didn't live in FLA, B, I could have got him off without a bail hearing or a bail bond.

Young Bear said...

Nice, E.

Palming a ball depends on the ball and type of hand you have. Some balls are easier to palm for some people. While some dudes like the Doctor could palm anything round.

I guess I always hoped one of you guys was the dude in the front picture. AR?

GO Broncos.

Eboy said...

Cub, to be clear, I just did it for the photo, you know, because we love basketball and all.... I didn't pose in a pumpkin patch or throw on a sheet with eyes cut out like Charlie Brown at Halloween. I don't walk around in my everyday life through Wal-Marts or Targets or at the mall palming a ball for the world to see. Secondly, besides that highly limited, unimpressive "skill", I also hate dudes that sit and spin a ball on their finger thinking that shit's amazing. Someone like AR would make that an Olympic event for Ireland, but kill that shit for anyone that thinks that's cool.

TADOne said...

Cub brought up a good point: I do need to get one of those "Shawn Kemp Is My Father" shirts.

Eboy said...

That's looks like a mall made one, TAD.

Hursty said...

You guys are funny. Still, you need another 20 comments to reach your all-time high in posts...

AR said...

Just for the record,I can't spin the ball on my finger and never intend on trying to.Eboy,you have the quite the low opinion of me.

BETCATS said...

" Eboy said...
BET, if you look as good as me at 38, I'll give you a cookie. That's what, 25 years from now?

October 18, 2008 7:37 PM"
Eboy, if you were as good lookin as me 25 years ago, your guardian angle deserves a cookie.

Tariq al Hayder said...

Eboy's guardian angle = 46.3 degrees.

Eboy said...

Totally missed the 98 degrees reference, Tariq. Not surprising.

BETCATS the unloved one with no tribute on his birthday eve said...

where is ny tribute piece, ho

Eboy said...

I thought it's tomorrow, homegirl?

BETCATS said...

its today. October 26th, on the good lord's sunday.

N.Pawelczyk said...

Soooo. where can I cop one of those shirts??

Eboy said...

Wizznut.com.......just click the link. :)