For anyone who follows our site (yes, I can see all 5 of you!), this is a must have. Shoutout to Lang Whitaker over at Slamonline and everyone over at Wizznutzz.com for putting me up on this. Clearly a must have! Check out some of the other great shirts they have as well. 
Welcome
Over the course of human history, greatness has melded together at one time or another, creating fused unity that can sometimes be history changing. Bonnie & Clyde, The Beatles, Marvin & Tammy, Earth, Wind & Fire, Michael & Scottie, Biggie & Tupac, Shaq & Kobe, Paris & Nicole! Now, the 21st century welcomes the next great movement to rewrite the history books and change the rules. It's us, ya'll. Ain't no stoppin' us now.
"We, the elite Linkstigators, have formed like Voltron, We could have used our powers for evil. It was quite tempting, actually. But instead, we have decided to bless the internets with the most slammin' blog (no pun intended). A blog which is dedicated mainly to the game of basketball, but also to diverse topics such as Mountain Dew Code Red, Democratic primaries, Guitar Hero 3 and post-structuralism. We are sponsored by Nabisco."
The Players
Cheryl
Cheryl will offer “A Sistah’s Point of View” (ASPOV) to this madness, because as you will read over the next few months, it will be needed. I see connections, like Haley Joel Osment sees dead people. Connections between modern sports, culture, politics, race and racialization, art and dance, religion and myth. I will try to point these out without being too esoteric or dogmatic (but if I am, sue me). But what you can always expect is that I will be open, honest, and often catty. (That was an awfully un-feminist thing to say, huh?)”
Eboy
White Hot Eboy, or just plain E, is a polarizing figure. On the SLAM site, the place of his e-origin, Eboy seems to move between love for his regular foils to sheer unbridled hate for his detractors. Here in this blogventure, look for Eboy to speak on basketball in all forms, movies, tv, politics, sports in general and anything else that he can throw his opinion at. Besides, he's legally obligated to be truthful and forthright, so stay ready, an E-storm is brewing.
TADOne
"We, the elite Linkstigators, have formed like Voltron, We could have used our powers for evil. It was quite tempting, actually. But instead, we have decided to bless the internets with the most slammin' blog (no pun intended). A blog which is dedicated mainly to the game of basketball, but also to diverse topics such as Mountain Dew Code Red, Democratic primaries, Guitar Hero 3 and post-structuralism. We are sponsored by Nabisco."
The Players
Cheryl
Cheryl will offer “A Sistah’s Point of View” (ASPOV) to this madness, because as you will read over the next few months, it will be needed. I see connections, like Haley Joel Osment sees dead people. Connections between modern sports, culture, politics, race and racialization, art and dance, religion and myth. I will try to point these out without being too esoteric or dogmatic (but if I am, sue me). But what you can always expect is that I will be open, honest, and often catty. (That was an awfully un-feminist thing to say, huh?)”
Eboy
White Hot Eboy, or just plain E, is a polarizing figure. On the SLAM site, the place of his e-origin, Eboy seems to move between love for his regular foils to sheer unbridled hate for his detractors. Here in this blogventure, look for Eboy to speak on basketball in all forms, movies, tv, politics, sports in general and anything else that he can throw his opinion at. Besides, he's legally obligated to be truthful and forthright, so stay ready, an E-storm is brewing.
TADOne
TADOne, or just plain TAD, is quite possibly the most sane member of this blog group, although, that is not saying much. My sarcasm, or just plain lack of empathy, has been known to reach epic levels of true disdain. Because of this, I have a love of binge drinking and mindless humor. Therapy is good.
Tariq
I am a sensitive, delicate soul. I use sarcasm and cynicism as self-defense mechanisms, douchebag. I do this to protect my faberge-egg-like psyche. If only I could increase my self-confidence, maybe then I could achieve a moment of sincerity. But I can't. So instead I have to be content with writing sublime pieces which delve into the realms of basketball, football (American), football (real), literature, religion, The Legend of Zelda and Reese's Pieces. I may even occassionally shed some insight into the complexities of the human condition. No promises, though.
My turn-ons are non-smokers and world peace. My turn-offs include crystal meth and springtime.
AR
You may (though most likely don't) know me as commenter H to the izzo from SLAMonline.I will no longer answer to that moniker-ever.I'm retiring only to return again,but this won't be no Linkin Park collaboration.My list of lifetime achievements include being the second most foreign member.The youngest member,the least educated member.I roughly rank as the 3rd most white member and am three time Vodka chugging champion in my district.I intend to prove that basketball opinion and having little else better to do are a dangerous mix.I am usually wrong and am possessed by the ghost of Charles Oakley's right fist.
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First! I think i'm going to order one in XXL and probably also an Obama one and ABA Dunk Contest one.
If the 5 of us don't have one and each of us have us in a photo (yes AR that means you too)here on the blog, then we suck.
Hey, if you order one, so will I. I'll even take a pic with a Sonics hat on. I may even hold up a F*CK CLAY BENNETT sign.
Let's save that for the Shawn Kemp's Offspring-fest or some such.
I ordered mine about an hour ago.
That would be a small fest. But f' it E, if you really ordered one i'll go and order one as soon as you answer yes.
i am going to start my own culture Phenominam. "FIRE THE G.O.A.T" will catch on sooner than you think!!
Unfortunately BET, i'm quite sure Jordan is about as untouchable as you can get. Besides, you can't fire an owner.
you will see, we will force Money into retirement. Just wait. A storm is abrewing, and it isnt Ike...
VIVA LA REVOULTION!!! WWW.FREEWEBS.COM/BETCATS JOIN THE MOVEMENT!!!
I ordered it, TAD. 24 bones with shipping. I WILL wear it and post a photo upon delivery.
My man. I just ordered mine and also an Obama one. Yup. I will do the same upon delivery.
eboy: buy a on the field Oakland A's joint. That shit would go hard with it.
Just got my email today that it has been shipped. Hope to have it by this weekend and pic up by Monday.
I got the same one, TAD.
Shawn Kemp's Offspring! Its Darvin Ham here, director of intern relations at wizznutzz.com and thong-tester for Mothering Hut dot com! Send us your photos of u in the Kemp shirt to wizznutzz (at) yahoo.com and we will put them on the store site with great pride!!!! God bless the gold and green seed!
Darvin, great name btw, thanks for the offer!!!! I know at least a couple of us are waiting for our joints in the mail so yeah, be one the lookout. Great products over there, too!
Darvin: We will be posting them up on here, so you are more than welcome to come here and steal the pics too. But if it is easier to just forward them, we can do that as well. I alos ordered an Obama joint so i'll be sure to get one with that as well.
Thanks for the love.
Tremendous - Ill be lurking! Feel free to caption them dangerously. Enjoy the shirts. They are not flame retardant, so enjoy them carefully. Its makes us very happy to clothe your army!
Would it be an issue if I held up a "F*CK CLAY BENNETT" sign in the pic?
I have "Free Eboy" all ready to go.
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